7. The Pirate Captain

Arrr, this one is pure fun. A big tricorn hat with a gold trim, a crimson coat with brass buttons, and an eyepatch over one eye — the other eye has a little sparkle in it, like she is always up to something. There is a cutlass at her hip and a parrot on her shoulder, which is the detail that sells the whole thing. I built a ship, stocked it with treasure, and sailed around in it for an entire weekend. It is silly, it is bold, and it makes every ocean feel like an adventure.